You know that "other derp" I mentioned in the previous post? Like two minutes ago? I'm still posting later, but this popped into my head. So.
She is the reason we are so getting raped one day.
Here's what she came up with:
We like to go downtown, outside our public library. Sit on some rocks that face a busy main road.
And get the attention of complete strangers in their cars by waving and making weird faces. Sometimes they wave back. A lot of cute guys honk.
But the ones with rapist beards just stare at us as they slowly drive by...
Once, a really creepy man pulled over and starting walking towards us. We ran and he followed.
So we ran into the library to wait it out.
Guess where he went?
We ended up hiding in the bathroom of a public library for an hour, eating our Subway sammiches on the floor in the handicap stall. When I went to check and he was still there, she took out her phone and went on youtube.
We almost got kicked out of the public library for squatting in the bathroom, eating, and making excessive noise laughing at cat videos.
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