Sunday, February 12, 2012

My Printer Needs to DIE

I know it's been done on theoatmeal.com, but it really is true.
Get it straight printer! When I need something in black and white, it doesn't matter if the cyan cartridge is running low. I need two. Freaking. Words. To glue to the top of my trifold board.

There was this one time, when like, it like totally only printed like every other line of my Spanish project that was due the next day. EVERY OTHER LINE!

And now we come... to THIS...

The scanner.
So I pull up a scan preview, work out the coloring and sizing, then I tell it to save it.
And it gives me this. Off center, not even close to what I wanted, and drunkenly tilted.

Every. Single. Time.

That's all I can say without going into full on rant mode, and I know you guys don't want that.

Sooooo you should check out The Oatmeal's post about printers.
Here's the link!
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers
Click it.
Just do it.
You know you want to.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

I Don't Live There...

Yesterday when I got to school it was really cold. Being the heatseeking water-bags we are, the entirety of the school went to wait for the first bell in the cafeteria. Because it was around 30˚ Fahrenheit, I think this was pretty reasonable thing.
I get to the door and get shooed away by my health saying, "You'll be fine! IT IS 55˚ DEGREES IN DENVER, COLORADO!"


We don't live there. Your argument is extraneous.
And extremely irrelevant.