A Schedule? What is this?!?!

Soooo...... this is my.... third????...... post this week after a long time with nothing. A bit like having diarrhea. I can't even believe I just spelled that right on the first try.
AND SO..... I figured out how to work my phone correctly after having it for roughly....... 7 or 8 months. And I figured out how to put in recurring calendar events.
SO GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS?
I will try to post regularly!
Every Friday, between 5:45 PM and 7:30 PM EST.
If I'm at a friend's house or anywhere else away from home, I will most likely still have a way to post.
But if I'm somewhere without a computer, then :c because I don't have a smartphone so no post.
But all of my friends have either a smartphone or an iphone or an itouch or a laptop or a Kindle Fire so everything should be Oll Korrect (That's where the abbreviation O.K. came from!)!
Just because I'm posting now doesn't mean I won't post later, I still am.
I don't know what it'll be about, but I'll be with a fellow derp who always has an abundant supply of Coke (the soda, get your mind out of the gutter!) so....... it should be interesting.

New Background and Color Scheme

So I felt like jelly beans would be more appropriate for this blog.
Because the name is sophisticated, but in a totally ridiculous way that probably is only funny to me.
So there are two directions I could go in: Fun like candy or smarticle like books and wine glasses.
Either way, the other design with the notebook paper was hurting my eyes.
Which one do you like better?

Foods I Might Shank You For

So I haven't posted in a while... Mostly what I've been doing is schoolwork, dance, baby sitting, sitting on my friends, biting them, and trolling around elsewhere on the internet. I am also Catholic. So I celebrate Easter, and I ate a lot of candy.
So I've been doing nothing important and I gained about two pounds in like the past month...
These are the foods I was eating.
WARNING: If I post about 10 million lists in the next week, do not be alarmed. I get Spring break and I don't have anything better to do. Because I have three friends... Yeah. But I feel like you already knew that because blogs are what trolls like me have....

NUMERO UNO:
Cookies.
Chocolate chip. Sugar. Peanut Butter. Oatmeal Raisin.
I will, in fact, use physical violence to obtain these sweet sweet little things.
Basically... STEP AWAY FROM THE COOKIES B*TCH.
Oh, and a warning to all you sneaky turds who think it's a good idea to not label cookies: IF IT IS A FREAKING OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIE, WRITE THAT ON THE PLATE/TRAY/PACKAGE.
I have no problem with oat/rai cookies. I love them. But if they are sitting there innocently on the table and I expect gooey chocolate chips, THAT IS NO GOOD.


NUMBER TWO:
Spray cheese.
I don't care if I'm lactose intolerant and get violently ill when I finish an entire can.
Unicorns poop glitter and rainbows, so I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that this is Chuck Norris's feces, condensed into a can and made ready for me to spray onto my bacon.
Nuff' said.


NUMERO TRES: 
Bacon.
Quoting Matthew Inman of the hysterical site The Oatmeal, bacon is better than love. "True love happens once in a lifetime, bacon can happen 7 times a day if you want it to. Bacon you can keep in the fridge, true love you cannot. Bacon will always be there for you."


NUMBER FOUR:
Pudding.
This might also be made of Chuck Norris's keester cakes.
 

The 74th Annual Hunger Games

Hi, my name is Amme. I have been Hunger Games free for 48 hours. I gotta say the withdrawal symptoms are terrible. But I'll get through it.
Oh, hello there. I didn't see you. I'm just at my HG Addiction support group. My friend gave me the first Hunger Games book. She's a bad influence. And these are the kind of drugs that get you hooked after one time.
I'm doing quite well on my road of rehab. My other friend (equally terrible influence) keeps forgetting to bring Catching Fire, and my addiction is bad.
So I went on Facebook. Naturally.
I realized I hadn't yet gotten my new PID (Panem ID), and without one I'd be publicly executed. Yeesh. Besides, everyone would be watching the games.
I tried to get my new one all queued up, but because my card expired my information was no longer in the system. Rather than try and get a trip to Capitol to register as a citizen again, I thought I'd just do relocation.
Translation: I'm being a nerd and took a quiz to tell me what district I'm from.
I am from District 7, Lumber.
That's funny.
Because we just cut down a tree. I helped with chopping and stacking and storing. **Tehe!**
So accurate.
For the movie opening/Halloween, I will be cosplaying Effie Trinket. It would be wrong not to.
So CyberBuddies.

What will you be wearing to the Opening Ceremonies?


UPDATE: 4-12-12: I still haven't seen  the movie. I won't be seeing it in theaters   D*:    and my hair is too long for Effie hair without a wig. NETFLIX AND YOUTUBE AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paper Doll Ponzi Scheme

So it's been like a month... yeah.
I don't actually have a social life to use as an excuse....
But you guys figured that out already, didn't you?
Well now. Ok.

So I looooooove the website StarDoll. It's basically a giant website for paper dolls, but they're celebrities. If you make an account you can make your own doll, earn Starcoins, buy clothes, decorate your Suite, play games, make an album, etc. etc. etc...
If you connect your account to Facebook, you can send your friends invites that come with a free gift that you can choose. That's exclusive to Facebook, and you can only do it once for each friend.
 So, like any other normal person, I don't want to get a paid membership and buy more Stardollars so I can buy clothes.
I did what any other cheap person would do.
I made a bunch of Facebook accounts. Just so I can send my self the free gifts. 'Cuz they're cute.
I don't think I can get banned for that, because technically it is from another account and there isn't any stealing involved...
But if anyone goes and tells Stardoooool HQ, I'm super creepy and totally capable of finding you (quote from Allie Brosh, the mastermind behind another sooper awesome blog, Hyperbole And a Half).
Yeah.

My Printer Needs to DIE

I know it's been done on theoatmeal.com, but it really is true.
Get it straight printer! When I need something in black and white, it doesn't matter if the cyan cartridge is running low. I need two. Freaking. Words. To glue to the top of my trifold board.

There was this one time, when like, it like totally only printed like every other line of my Spanish project that was due the next day. EVERY OTHER LINE!

And now we come... to THIS...

The scanner.
So I pull up a scan preview, work out the coloring and sizing, then I tell it to save it.
And it gives me this. Off center, not even close to what I wanted, and drunkenly tilted.

Every. Single. Time.

That's all I can say without going into full on rant mode, and I know you guys don't want that.

Sooooo you should check out The Oatmeal's post about printers.
Here's the link!
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers
Click it.
Just do it.
You know you want to.

I Don't Live There...

Yesterday when I got to school it was really cold. Being the heatseeking water-bags we are, the entirety of the school went to wait for the first bell in the cafeteria. Because it was around 30˚ Fahrenheit, I think this was pretty reasonable thing.
I get to the door and get shooed away by my health saying, "You'll be fine! IT IS 55˚ DEGREES IN DENVER, COLORADO!"


We don't live there. Your argument is extraneous.
And extremely irrelevant.